boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
today on: i didn’t know i followed so many europeans (2013 edition)
George R.R. Martin abbreviates his name as such so that you’ll have no choice but to sound like a laughing pirate in the middle of referring to him
my brother is growing up to be literally the most spoiled kid ever
bro: can i watch tv?
me: you’ve been watching TV since you woke up four hours ago so no
bro: /cries
dad: why are you making him cry you are a terrible sister
me: he’s nine and he has eye problems
dad: you dont care about anyone you only like making your brother cry
me: HE’S NINE AND HE’S BEEN WATCHING FOR FOUR HOURS
conclusion: bro gets to watch TV with an ice cream bar and 10 bucks to make him stop crying
